The grand plan still involves getting a puppy at some point. Until logistics work out in our favor, we have to bide our time. Until then, the Internet is doing its best to satisfy the we-want-a-dog feeling.
As a result, I do things like this.
Or type “puppy first day home” into YouTube and see things like this:
It’s not healthy, but I’m not sure what else I can do until I am fortunate enough to spam Facebook and Twitter with pictures of our own dog one day.