OK I admit it, I check my blog stats pretty regularly to see how “successful” particular post topics are over others. I’m sure you do too. Among the many stats I compulsively check to see what it is the Internet likes about me are the search terms that result in someone finding my blog. At first I thought this was Google search data, however I now believe that these are searches from the WordPress homepage, which makes some of these search terms particularly disturbing.

Here are the searches that have for some reason found my blog in the past 2 months. I will probably do another one of these in a month or so. Like a time capsule documenting how weird the Internet really is. Enjoy.

• david caruso
• hypoglycemia
• movies hypoglycemia
• hypoglycemia and body waxing
• hypoglycemia and showers
• nathan gillard unt
• “nathan gillard”
• hypoglycemia consequences
• killzone 2 are you ready
• amylia grace
• what numbers are hypoglycemic numbers
• treadmill walkers pet peeve
• mail order pharmacy
• “*david caruso*”
• “locker room” deodorant “old spice”
• consequence of hypoglycemia
• can hypoglycemia make you lazy
• hypoglycemia in goat
• gym locker cock measuring contest
• tobesugarfree.com
• “csi miami”
• warning extra clothing while exercising
• number don’t lie
• tart routine
• killzone 2
• my nickname is sugar free
• csi miami (cleavage shot)
• locker gym spraying deodorant